Would love to meet the pioneering gay who said “Let’s name that spider Daddy Long-legs”

I can’t believe we all wake up straight again tomorrow :-/

Cleo

#HumbleBrag

“No better place to pick your nose than the car!” -men it seems

So excited for Britney’s Life (Britney’s Version)

Has anyone seen my chapstick

It’s giving thanks

“So just checking in per my last variant…” —COVID

Super excited to announce my new pilot "Sh!t Nanny" written by the extremely talented Samantha Martin (and assisted by Emma Samocki). Hitting all the tv networks near you this fall. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the… The BroadCast Podcast All Things Comedy

Where do you Broads come down on chore charts? Listen to the latest ‘cast w/ guest broad Samantha Martin to see if this is the beginning of the end for Ricky Hollywood & Jet All Things Comedy podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…

over a decade later, a new generation of The Fairly OddParents launches tomorrow on Paramount+ ✨

Nothing worse than cutting the tension and then realizing the tension… is cake

Gonna tell my kids this was Twitter and Elon Musk

Jenna told me at three of four, “You’ll earn my love someday. Maybe.” ❤️

Can someone PLEASE have the guts to tell the TRUTH?!? Being a mother is EASY. From day one, kids take care of themselves, pee in toilets, eat foods that touch each other on the plate, throw up not on you, and earn a decent living. Grow up!!!

Ever come up with the perfect movie idea then go ah crap that’s just Family Man starring Nic Cage?