All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

Gunna make a fortune selling WD40 to TfL. LUBRICATION LADS.

mount rushmore for uk artists smh. can we just be us pls? do white cliffs of dover or something

Yes

I talk about this in my book – politicians have become glorified pundits. Why is the government in a beef with a rap group? Build some fucking high speed rail you losers.

Delayed thought: If you’re not on the lineup , remember that you’re not on the lineup & act accordingly.

What about 100 DJ’s vs 1 David Rodigan?

Use to do sets with this lad in a small basement radio station in Brighton.... Mad to see how far he's come ❄️❄️❄️

German Chancellor Merz makes a valid point. Russia didn’t invade Ukraine because it was striving for NATO membership but because it was not a NATO member. Finland & Sweden proved the case. And Ukraine would have not been invaded if it had possessed nukes.

the idea that london was safer 15 years ago is hilarious bro they’re having motives in DALSTON and PECKHAM now

Beyonce is doing shows in Tottenham

This stinks loool, didn't he also use to ring up magazines pretending to be employees to glout about how great he is. 🫣🫣🫣🤣🤣🤣

It’s not easy being Greazy

Honestly don’t give a shit if every single millionaire leaves the UK.

Let’s be honest, there are MCs that were on Don’t Flop having a laugh that would out bar Kendrick.

But yous know when I owe 21p from 2018 don’t yous 🐀

WHITE men in suits have done more damage to the lives of WHITE men in workboots... than BROWN men in hoodies or dinghies have ever even had the power to do.

‘How’s your dad taking the divorce?’

British culture isn’t just Shakespeare & tea — it’s also reggae, bhangra, Afro-Caribbean slang, South Asian cinema. Pretending otherwise is denial, not tradition.