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Are ghosts real?

The UK Civil Service has deleted their tweet about Boris Johnson’s Dominic Cummings press conference. Not to worry though, the BBC has broadcast the message to millions of people on BBC One ensuring it cannot be missed!

A danger of this lockdown is that I won’t ever be wearing proper clothes again, ever. At least until ‘pyjama-jeans’ are formally recognised.

One for Decent Patter

When you quietly buy a guilty toblerone you don’t really deserve because who’ll know? Who’s going to judge you?

Best thing about this warm weather lockdown is catching up on all those Broons annuals. Most stories involve a barometer, but they occasionally spice things up with a little mild confusion.

To be fair, at least bedtime has the courage to name itself, unlike...is it wake time? Uptime? If I could name the beast I’m sure I could tackle it, your honour.

My. GOD.

An absolute sheet full of Alan from the good people at Doxdirect - quicker than my own printer, and a lot friendlier. Jurassic Park etc.

I was going to post this last Wednesday but then haha my kitchen pipes went. I heard it kick off from my bathroom though, so it’s still *technically* accurate.

The painful conclusion is that Britain has the wrong sort of government for a pandemic—and, in Boris Johnson, the wrong sort of prime minister econ.trib.al/vxnwiM1

Enjoy the warm weather, spare a thought for those of us who would struggle in it even though we won’t be going out in it because it makes us grumpy

Modesty has been a virtue too much neglected in politics.

Is this meta headfuck really how Byker Grove ended?!

Someone trying hard to get the #DefundTheBBC htag going tonight. While it’s broadcasting the excellent #Glastonbury #Bowie concert. Peerless.

chase bank is simply trolling by removing money from random peoples accounts, it's funny and ground breaking and if you get mad your a karen

Not so much of a problem this year, as I can’t say for sure whether Easter’s actually been yet. Has it?

Need some instant advice? Who better to consult than our sloganeer Prime Minister, Dominic Cummings? Carry the pinball wisdom of the swivel-eyed spreadsheet fan in your pocket, available at my etsy store here etsy.me/2AKPOrz #CummingsMustGo

If Boris Johnson doesn’t have his Dominic Cummings earpiece for #pmqs today, maybe he could use this?

Only the #PetShopBoys could go on with 50% of the band missing and make it look like a thing. Unless they really ARE dressed as the lampposts #Glastonbury2022