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The rain fears Slay Day.

In terms of embarrassing moments in Burnsville history today’s presidential visit ranks right up there with that guy setting fire to our high school the year the mascot was changed to the Blaze.

Minnesotans love their skyways. Pigeons, maybe not as much.

Come watch all the #USWNT games with us on the big ass TV. Extra credit if you bring your third place medals for me to throw in the fire pit.

Channeling 1995 Holly for today's #WWC2019 #USWNT gamewatch at @BlackHartSTP. We'll be drinking surlybrewing and presumably reminiscing about when I had bangs.

His friends are like, really Chris, you can barely see it at all.

"How many dogs did you take?" "I took 9. I took 9. Yea, I ah, I did slightly over commit to the whole dog thing. Turns out I am probably more comfortable with 6. It's a lot, a lot of energy to deal with."

They are doing massive construction in the N Loop and this is a parking spot with no meter and we probably won’t move our vehicle again until the next snow emergency.

Burnsville is now famous for big inflatable butts among other things.

TOMORROW: Join us in the Beer Garden to watch USA vs. Portugal. If you have tickets, feel free to stop in before or after to celebrate excellence with us. fal.cn/33Kja

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Watching Jason DeRusha meditate live is my new favorite way to meditate.

It's Friday. Probably. Here's what we're drinking. If you're doing the same and you have a Twitter account, let us know. #TastesBetterLocal #DrinksBetterLocal

Relevant to your interests, Dana Wessel.

Forget numbers and letters for the love of god can someone teach my toddler how to blow her nose.

I just made some hard boiled eggs and complained about the price of chicken and then Mike Thielman announced he was going to check the mail. We are living a Geico commercial.

Total boomer flex naming this movie The Batman.

Honestly, we can’t believe Luka didn’t cry about the most offensive foul of the series.