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I can see more stars than usual tonight that’s dope.

It takes almost no energy to heart react your friends pet stories. Don’t be fucking lazy.

I’m 50% live/laugh/love and 50% piss/shit/fart

Once again asking HOW TF all those weird animals ONLY end up in Australia?!?!

I get really funny when I haven’t slept for over 24 hours tour is fun lol

I see your Jesus fish bumper sticker but the thing is Jesus would have used his turn signal and not cut me off like that 🙃😂

I’m so glad samwise gamgee gets some ass at the end of LOTR

new funky stanker with sodown out next week 🖤🚀🫡

Betting with your homie on who will score higher on a thetan level test at a church of Scientology.

once a year I like to remind everyone on here that the universe is a sine wave

ICE CREAM PAINT JOB 🍦IS LIVE NOW. 🍦🚀

My waitress called my chicken sandwich a chicken burger now I don’t even want it anymore

Who are your fav bass music producers with a strong hip hop vibe?

Absolutely nothing like pulling in the driveway right as a song ends 🔥

Hey guys don’t forget to set your clocks on fire tonight.

The world may be a vampire but at least there is scroll phone in bed

CELLFONE finally outtttt. Been sitting on this one for a minute. It’s a banger

When someone makes a copy cat FB profile of you and they choose the dopest most rockin pic you’ve ever seen

I don’t go on twitter anymore follow me on threads