Bonds, Drip & Degens: How YOU can actually win in crypto without waiting 3 years and sacrificing your soul Most people in crypto aren’t here for the tech. They’re here for the if this goes to $1, I’m rich fantasy. But what you usually get is... disappointment, a rugged Telegram

Why meme coins on Linea matter (and why you should care even if your portfolio cries at night) 🌭 Let’s be honest , the crypto space is a chaotic circus. There are charts, forks, rugs, and more bridges than the London skyline. But amid the madness, meme coins on Linea aren’t

They said memes were dead They said the market was boring They said HOTDOGs don’t survive the dip Well guess what .. we’re still here, still building, still barking 🌭 This ApeBond bond round? Total success. The chart? Let’s just say it doesn’t look like your average rug.

It’s Monday. Your boss is annoying. Your coffee’s cold. And somewhere out there, a dachshund is trading $HOTDOG from his flip phone while eating cheese. Welcome to the future.

The market is bleeding and my toaster just declared war on my fridge. $HOTDOG remains neutral but heavily armed. 🌭💣

How often do you think about the Linea.eth TGE? Be honest. Daily? Hourly? Every time you open your wallet and question your life choices? Because same. We don’t just want it. We need it. Like ketchup needs mustard. Like HOTDOG needs moon. 🌭🚀

Are you coming to EthCC - Ethereum Community Conference this year? 👀🌍 Because rumor has it… some HOTDOGs might be sneaking their way into the crowd 🌭🐶 But if you spot HOTDOG in the wild, snap a pic and drop it here, we might just reward your excellent detective work with something juicy. Real ones

Happy 4th of July to all our American frens! 🇺🇸🌭🎆 Today’s the only day where eating 5 hotdogs in one sitting is considered patriotic. Celebrate with freedom, fireworks, and maybe a little $HOTDOG in your wallet too. Stay wild, stay free, stay degen.

The One, Big, Beautiful Hotdog. 🌭

It’s summer. It’s hot. And those swim trunks? Yeah... they’re dangerously short. We’re talking “is that your $HOTDOG or are you just bullish?” levels of short 🌭☀️🍑 Hydrate and HODL.

Beer in one hand, $HOTDOG in the other 🌭🍺 Sun’s out, bags out ☀️📈 If this isn’t what crypto summer looks like, I don’t want it

We’re having a great time over here… how about you? 😏🌭 Massive congrats to the whole Linea.eth fam for this beautiful market pump — vibes are high and charts are higher 📈 And let’s just say… some spicy stuff is coming real soon 👀🔥

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We’re turning up the heat with ApeBond once again!🌭🔥 Get ready for Hot Bonding Summer, starting July 23 at 17:00 UTC , and yes, $HOTDOG is in the lineup 🌞 Buy any $25+ bond and you might unlock the legendary Bonus Fire Bond NFT That means up to $500 cash back on your

☀ HOT BONDING SUMMER is here 🔥 A summer flash sale like no other — Buy tokens from top-tier projects at a discount vs. market price! 👉 ape.bond/bonds But that's not all! Dive in to discover all the benefits ⬇️ 🟠 Look for Bonds with the special summer design on our

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🐶✨ Happy International Dog Day! ✨🐶 Today we celebrate our furry friends & their crypto pack! $HOTDOG sends warm congratz to the legends: $DOGE, $SHIB, $BONK, $FLOKI & all #DOGARMY 🐾💖 Let’s keep the dog day vibes PAWsome together! 🌭