Two weeks in a row! dnn.hrltwincities.com/News/articleTy…

Flaming hot garbage. But (slightly) better than nothing… dnn.hrltwincities.com/News/articleTy…

I can’t, in good faith, recommend you read these. They are LONG and most of you don’t have the attention span. dnn.hrltwincities.com/News/articleTy…

Time to crash the website. Or not. I wouldn’t bother actually. hrltwincities.com/news/articles/…

I’m back! For now. hrltwincities.com/news/articles/…

My name is Hans, and his name is Franz and we’re here to… hrltwincities.com/news/articles/…

Wanted: an idea for the power rankings. Mediocre suggestions only.

I asked for help and got none. So… if I was ranking my rankings… these would not be well ranked. Unless I was ranking the worst written… or most hastily written. Oh well. hrltwincities.com/news/articles/…

Blame Harrison Blum… hrltwincities.com/news/articles/…

Destination wiffleball? Maybe the all star game? It’s just as far for me… pretty much. images.app.goo.gl/rJqsqN7AbKZcno…

This is what happens when you let Franklin slide into your DMs. hrltwincities.com/news/articles/…

You didn’t ask my opinion, but here it is anyways. All you need to know before you cast your All-Star votes. hrltwincities.com/news/articles/…

Not good. But not long either. dnn.hrltwincities.com/News/articleTy…

If there was a medal below bronze… like waaaay below, I’d win it for this… dnn.hrltwincities.com/News/articleTy…

I’m back! hrltwincities.com/news/articles/…

These are not good. hrltwincities.com/news/articles/…

For toilet time…. hrltwincities.com/news/articles/…

1. Rankings this week are 100% Epstein… poorly written, bad jokes, reusing old jokes—captured my voice perfectly! 2. I can’t login to HRL Biscuits, but wanted to post our lineup: Nightmare Sarge Mippey (out G1 only, I hope) *special guest* Ditched us: Poxy Broken: Griz

A gift from our guy Franklin. hrltwincities.com/news/articles/…

Here you go. hrltwincities.com/news/articles/…