#ILikeSadSongsWhen they stop playing

#SoldAtDevilsYardSale old dolls and action figures all possessed by the souls of serial killers

#IfJesusShowedUpOnMyDoorstep I would use my only #masterball on him #pokemon

#GiveAManAdviceIn5Words don’t take advice from #hashtags

SPAGUSHI: youtu.be/nAA5wKRP50o?a via YouTube

#IStartMyDayBy regretting the previous night

#WeirdReasonsToCelebrate Twitter is still a thing

RECURRING DREAM: youtu.be/kggsWjJ_ErY?a via YouTube

Every person in the world should watch every episode of South Park....SO WE CAN GET IT CANCELLED! #cancelsouthpark #Tegridy

#PresidentPussyAssBitch = truth

#HowMyBodyTellsMeImOld I’m exhausted from all the pain

#ThirstyThursday if you are up for #24hours then you #drown

#InfinityWar you can’t miss it because it will be on forever

#Thanos will use the infinity gaunlet to remove all the bad super hero movies from existence #FakeAvengersSpoilers

#AskMeOutIn4Words pizza now, movie later?

#PassTheTimeIn5Words learn to build time machine

May the 4th be with you, may the 5th free issue #FreeComicBookDay #MayThe4th #StarWars

#WhiteLiesYouTellKids that it’s okay to tell white lies

A huge shout out to Daniel Doheny from HumanTown on leading the new Netflix movie Alex Strangelove! Well done buddy! Check out the trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=V-1KhZ…

#UnusualGetWellGifts THE CURE!