Smidgetastic FROG Jam. (No frogs were harmed making this jam)

GM! Remember to pray today! Don’t let the TL make you oobats.

I’ve become violently disinterested in this whole situation.

This is how we win.

The masculine urge to drop a pool ball in a tube stock then run around swinging it all over the place.

Become ungovernable.

If patsy is another word for homosexual, then yes. This man is as patsy as they come.

When I’m stressed out lizzy brings me a chimichanga and ginger ale. I don’t even have to ask. It just appears.

The European mind cannot comprehend this.

Pro Tip: The absolute worst time to practice your sassy-maxxing is when you get pulled over by the police.

And if a double-decker bus Crashes into us To die by your side Is such a heavenly way to die And if a ten tonne truck Kills the both DEEZ NUTS Ha! Got EM!

I still carry this 'ol dog whistle around. Back in my day that meant you were 'Based' I'd go online blowin this 'ol thing and people would reply, 'Based.'

Phil Ken Sebben I'VE BEEN SWIMMING IN RAW SEWAGE. I LOVE IT. I SAID I LOVE IT.

Phil Spector Gadget

we just don't talk about it online. thats what the porch is for.

Bookshelf Update: 1.Beveled Edges make it look like actual furniture. 2. A bit more rough sanding brings out the beauty of the wood. 3. Vintage American Craftsman tools exude some old man swag.

I haven't worn my Seiko 5 in a long time.

I think about this post often.