Be honest, you felt like something like this was coming didn’t you?

Gibbs-White contract - 28 days ago Maddison injury - 17 days ago Havertz injury - 1 day ago?

If you take one Willian signing for Chelsea, add a slice of Dybala image rights, a cup of MGW, a drop of Josh Onomah for Jack Grealish and a splash of Rivaldo, you get this Eze transfer saga

The problem with this is… even if it’s completely true, and Spurs did everything they possibly could to sign Eze, not a single fan will believe the club because of our rich and infamous transfer history

Comedy timing 10/10

Welcome back Niko Kranjčar and, for a third time, Timo Werner #ThreemoWerner

If I were Spurs I’d have another look at Antoine Semenyo… but that’s just me

First 30 minutes have shown how desperately we need a proper 10, a left winger and, if we’re going to end up back at Vicario every time, a goalkeeper with better distribution

After that first half it was only ever going to be that exact Johnson goal. I don’t make the rules

Right it’s not a penalty but James Trafford, despite also getting the ball, just slams Mohammed Kudus square in the chest when otherwise he’s through?

See this is what I don't get about the enforcement of the rules in the Premier League - Trafford has literally just run out of his area and kneed Kudus in the chest and nothing?

Every time - one of football's great mysteries.

Johnson has to play Sarr there. Frank furious with the decision making

Watching this performance and our performance vs PSG and still twiddling your fingers in the transfer market is criminal malpractice

Standing and applauding Kudus. His work rate defensively has been unbelievable

Pape Matar Sarr playing at ludicrous levels. His pitch coverage is unbelievable but his decision making getting better and better every week. #MCITOT

Tottenham's last six permanent head coaches have now all defeated Pep Guardiola's Manchester City at least once with a clean sheet. Thomas Frank joins Mauricio Pochettino, Jose Mourinho, Antonio Conte, Nuno Espirito Santo and Ange Postecoglou in the win-to-nil club.

Cuti Romero’s last red card was 6th November 2023. He was only booked in the Premier League 3 times last season, he was MOTM in a European final and Europa League player of the season. Maybe time to switch the conversation around him to just how ridiculously good he is...

This goes down as the most tedious, repetitive and draining transfer window in recent memory and that’s saying something