These people are insane. Saying Tony Blair should rule Gaza because “he’s done a lot of work in the Middle East” is like saying Harold Shipman should run a care home because he has experience with pensioners.

quiplash

Let's make hope normal again.

It's kinda only half of these tbh

My favorite lyric from the Monster Mash is "The guests included Wolfman, Dracula, and his son" because most would see a monster mash as a wild, all-night rager but Dracula saw it as a genuine bonding experience between father and son and I think that's beautiful

MARTY SUPREME fucked my wife. the movie. the roll of film. it came into my marital home and it seduced my beautiful Patricia

Reportedly her last words were "counting or not counting Orc violence?"

Love the Tory girl serving "successful normal young professional" next to 3 most insane looking guys alive

They always said that the tactics of the colony (Northern Ireland in this instance) would come back to bite the imperial core, but I didn't think it would be done by our own boys

I also want him to do this so what we waiting for

I’m losing my mind how is this not a bit. Pressing caps lock for every capital letter is like getting fully naked to go to the bathroom

Earlier today I heard a Croatian language mens choir cover of Together In Electric Dreams. This is the type of shit you only get in Balkan.

You may not like it but this is what peak conservation looks like

This the shit Laura Palmer was doing on that VHS tape -

Me at the bar when my friends r talking to someone I don’t know

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis > It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

The text over Dr earman does nothing for the joke

It fills me with such glee that all of the usual suspects talking down British cuisine eat like fucking tramps