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Ever so slightly startled by an ebay email with the words ‘Rob - time for a little self love’. I mean, I’m in the middle of Abersoch right now. I don’t think the locals would approve

I am in a pub in Derby where everybody seems to have short hair apart from me Everyone also seems to look a little like Jamie Vardy. There may be a Boys from Brazil thing going on here

God, I’d love to know how Norm from Cheers gets on with Princess Diana, whilst ET and Captain Tom and presumably Bob from Sesame Street make polite conversation Even my dreams aren’t as wonderfully surreal

Trent Bridge, where for the first time this Spring, seemingly, it’s decided to be a bit nippy

The Thames Embankment cloaked in London fog. A stunning photo taken in 1938.

How can you not love a sport where the team (well, county) you support wins its first home game in 3 years and that merely elicits a polite ripple of applause? it's time we rediscovered our understatement, folks

Anything that features Nigel Patrick and the legend that is Frank Marker deserves the best birthday cake available, possibly with the LWT symbol on it in icing

If the Ambassador doesn’t get his own tv series/channel, there is no justice in life

when Tom Cruise does this, it gets its own multiplex....there's no justice in this life

Today, I sat in the cockpit of a DeHavilland Vampire, then persuaded a man who'd built his own life size Dalek to programme it with some quotes from Shakespeare I look forward to revisiting the Shakesperian Dalek once he's fully uploaded. This is a pretty normal Tuesday

Whatever else happens in life, we all need to vote for the Zaporozhian Cossacks now

Because goodness knows we all need something positive

3.30: about to leave for tonight's live when a cat brushes past me in the hallway 3.30.02: thinks - 'I don't have a cat' 3.45: cat gets bored with human looking for cat and wanders outside in search of better company

In Wales, they tend to stay at 19 mph, just in case

Every time I see the Toffifee advert with the lady whose family avoids her by throwing darts at a map on the wall before she bribes them with confectionery, I just think of 2 words....'murder-suicide'

because Don Estelle has a rather beautiful voice, and there is joy in this...

Content we want to see everyday 🥰 🧵 1. Told you I'm not at all interested in all that food 😂

I intend to revisit the original Sooty, who lives right next to a cocktail bar on a pier Because where the hell else would you want to hang out?

also, we simply don't have enough television featuring Jeep driving hamsters being narrated by Bristolians these days oh, we were a spoilt generation

and - because it's Friday - it's time for an upright piano being made to earn its money