The funniest part about making a health app that gets traction with crypto people is that you get DMs like: "I am a tokenized on-chain AI DJ in the metaverse. Can you help me with my blood sugar?" You're very silly but I still love you, crypto people.

“Are you guys raising?” “We’re not, thank you!” “Ok, let me just get the ball rolling on diligence by pinging everyone you’ve ever worked with, known, or walked past on the street” “…”

torch · launch screen by @torchhealth

I tried to individually DM or email every person I added to the Torch testflight. It took a week and a half to get through the first wave. > imtiredboss.png But so much amazing feedback, BD leads, SWE/design candidates, and lots of love. 10/10 would recommend.

I finally set up Robin Hood. As far as I can tell, this is now a sweepstakes app for gold bars? Very late-night QVC-coded.

Major social faux pas to pull out an LLM mid-conversation with friends to settle a debate. Humans should be allowed to bullshit with each other a little, as a treat.

When I bring my cockapoo to a business meeting

I understand you (the SFMTA parking control officers) are heads down ticketing right now, but would you consider taking a small seed check? What you’re building is very aligned with our fund’s thesis.

Adding support for a few of our most-requested record sources for Torch 🔥 - Tia - Carbon Health - Superpower - BioReference Laboratories If there's anything else you want to see us add or you still haven't tried Torch yet, let me know!

Quentin Tarantino reading these tweets

Woof. Lyft must be getting smoked by Waymo.

The day this rolls out is going to be the funniest day on here yet. “Dog mom 🐶 Patriot 🇺🇸 Christ is King ✝️ No DMs 🙅‍♀️ Account based in: Smolensk”

TIL that one of the largest hospitals in the U.S. pays Epic a bunch of extra money for access to... the hospital's own appointment calendar via Epic's private APIs 😱

Me: never install the latest MacOS on your work machine. It's always a catastrophe Also me: what if I install Tahoe on my work machine