GM and happy Saturday! Here's my dumb dog drinking out of a dumpster.

The em-dash is the Oxford comma of our time.

Fulgrim the Fancy Lad more like. I'm saying this over the internet because I know he could kick my ass in real life

Good advice unless you have chickens.

Duck poasting will continue until morale improves. Riley

Man this would be a killer show.

Guys out here measuring millifarads. Chalk that a W

You can hear the straw

July 31st feels like the Sunday afternoon of the weekend of summer

Me to the boys: What are you boys up to? Boys: Playing dirt meteors. Me: Thats cool. Boys: We're gonna throw this one from the top of mom's car Me: Are you sure that's a good idea? Boys: Well, it's not a good idea buy we're gonna do it anyway. Me: .... .... Alright.

Just saw a weasel on my road. Not good. Tried to hit it but missed. Dog will be outside tonight. Anyone have luck trapping weasels/mink?

We watched this in 6th grade science class and it made a huge impact on my life. Turns out you can just do things

Is anyone else getting yellow cucumbers this year? They taste just the same but they should be green but they are yellow. Several other ppl around report the same thing

Buddy is very proud (and protective) of his Amazon box

A 10 thousand dollar watch with no hands. The mechanism works fine but it’s all underneath a blank face. Smooth serenity. What time is it? My watch says don’t worry about it

Has anyone seen the Andor star wars show? Is it any good?

If this gets 10k retweets, we’ll start giving away free guns.

Three peaches from the tree this year! Unfortunately we didn't pick them before the birds got to them...so we fed them to the other birds. There's always next year!

IT'S HAPPENING!!!!

Friends, what reccomendations do you have for teaching manners, respect, etc.? I have found myself short tempered with our 6 and 3.5 yr old boys lately, with the not-listening especially.