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One day I want to clear a table with a single arm and lay down “the plans”

Do we call them raccoons or trash can pandas?

What is something that is both exciting and disappointing at the same time?

I was today years old when I realized non alcoholic wine is just grape juice 🫥

Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?

When in doubt, pull out the tiny hands. New #FirstDate with @joeyaverycomedy is out now! youtu.be/BSwslgHSNVg

My son was born on his due date 2/17/25 but I really thought he was going to be more like his dad and come early

Breastfeeding is a super humbling experience. I just whipped my tits out and this guy looked at them and yawned

The first thing I did when my son was born was hold him high above my head and say “Straight outta Compton”

Anybody else’s parents pronounce GIF, jif?

What are some situations where bigger isn’t always better?

Him “why won’t the baby stop crying?” Me “have you tried turning him off and on again?”

The hardest part of being a mom is taking care of the mom

Working on that! A routine is super important ☺️

Hahahaha WHAT SANITY?! 🫨😵‍💫😂

I named my son Jax 🥰

Remember how we used to pay for a ringtone and now our phones been on silent for the past 5 years?

Is a hotdog a sandwich?

✨postpartum hair loss be like✨ #funny