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Here’s a cheeky idea: We all start propagating conspiracy theories on why governments aren’t DOING ANYTHING about Climate Change; thus setting the issue as a precedent without alienating likely conspiracy theorists. Or, idk, put the energy into lobbying for change or whatever.

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#dnd Character Concept: Warlock who’s patron is their best-friend; also a warlock. The two are the same level and their mutual power depends on each other’s mutual respect, love and friendship. Make ‘em both PCs and then as a DM do all you can to try to break the friendship 😈

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There’s no way the companies behind head-lice removal kits don’t also breed the head-lice and then air drop them over schools.

MCU Spider-Man is so mentally stable that close to immediately after his aunt dies and everyone in reality forgets him he starts trying to bridge into collage. Meanwhile I spill water on my foot and have to pass out for a few hours.

Violinists be like ‘let me try that one a little more lasagna spaghetti’ like come on.

Jellyfish don’t know shit, they just cause pain.

Echo Knight with Scribe wizard dip: You can transform the awakened book into an Echo made of ink or paper. OR, awakened book is Lych phylactery, Echo is Lych shadow. OR, the awakened book created you (origami warforged or reborn with ink blood.) So so cool. I love dnd.

Back story for a dnd martial with a ‘war hammer.’ Tried to pull the fabled sword from the stone, wasn’t the chosen one, was strong enough to lift the sword AND the stone.

Gonna play a wooden Warforged Swashbuckler who constantly says ‘Shiver me Timbers!’ At any opportunity.

Sometimes I’m out here writing the most sullenly intimate lyrics of my life while taking a painful steamer.

Athlete is truly the perfect cover for superheros. They could be the best in the world which means hella money, and very little contact hours because no training needed. Screw the idea of ‘cheating’ they’re using their capacity the same as any other athlete. They just have more.

Don’t trust a blacksmith. They’re always mail manipulators.

Biggest Loser but instead of people with body fat and personal trainers it’s people with depression and psychologists. Imagine how crushing that eviction would feel. ‘You didn’t get happy enough this week’

‘New small joy in my life at the moment is open mouth coughing’ - Lachlan Pilgrim, guitarist from It’s Acrylic

Hey man, did you leave this kettle of fish here? I just don’t know if I’ve seen it before.