Is there a job where I can come to your house open your fancy bourbon and help you put together your rifle? I'd like that job.

What if you only like eggnog sometimes. Like not even all winter but like... Twice in the whole season I'll have some. Do I get to hang out with both sides? Who needs a mediator for the Nog mediums?

I didnt even fall down this mountain.

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Corn casserole is a Midwest delight.

It's Ridiculous that we have to speak on these things. This man is not a serious person. He is a grifter and wanna be gunfighter. I loathe seeing his name because even for a time we shared the same career.

I respect Clay a lot for this.

GM. I had to take a dump in the middle of my run this morning. So there's that.

Since I’m feeling extra generous this Christmas season… Like, repost, and comment with your favorite ‘Tommy Boy’ line for a chance to win a free custom embroidered Callahan Auto T-shirt!!!

Gf said I probs shouldn't wear this today because of "the climate"

Hey X, Merry Christmas.

I guess I got Norovirus. This is gonna be a fantastic next three days.

Crested Butte today. Snowboarding rules.

Rate my flatiron.

Saw this guy outside my work. Based.

Work sucks so I left early and took Faye to the park.

Thanks Pop. I'll cherish it forever.

They gotta stop giving us such banger titles like "Gangster State"

Today I bought my Dad a fly reel for our fishing trip this weekend. My Dad doesn't buy things for himself and he's been cussing at his old fly reel for the last two trips. Do you guys think this is cool?

Hang out with your Dad.