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well another classic carol negosh in the books, feels like I may be looking for a new line of work soon. gonna give TV writing a shot! if you’d like to staff a lady who makes donna langley lol, lives for drama and has encyclopedic knowledge of mid-tier lunch options, get at me!

let this be a lesson! the way to get ahead in this town is to stay in line, keep your mouth shut, and hope someone else has the fortitude to stand up and stick their own neck out so you can later just slide in there and reap the benefits of their sacrifice

I urge you to skip this and instead come on down to the AMPTP kickoff rally where we’ll be raffling off a $20 mil “free cash flow” bonus for 1 of 5 lucky CEOs and setting the negative of a prestige film on fire for a tax write-off. plus free child labor crafts for the kiddos!

jesus christ

I wrote a whole ass script for you people and this is the energy i’m looking for 🤣🖤

“scoop”? I literally wrote about Sam Altman’s secret hollywood meetings in the Succession fanfic script I posted on Monday: drive.google.com/file/d/1oECN3j…

This is probably the best spec episode of a television show I’ve ever read. (Closely followed by one years ago called Entourage Year Zero.)

Interim AMPTP Spokesperson This is the best spec I’ve ever read

we’re only now seeing the devastating impact of the strikes. is this really the hollywood we want, where even ted sarandos can’t say he earned $50 million last year? how many ceo’s will be priced out of their homes in Brentwood before we acknowledge the greed of writers & actors?

if we’re not careful this whole damn country is gonna unionize and all the workers we’ve spent so long dehumanizing are gonna start demanding dignified lives and wages and you’re not gonna be able to make $50 mil a year for just being a CEO who sucks shit at your job anymore 😔

to celebrate one year of the AMPTP rejecting proposals and refusing to counter I thought I might treat myself to a round of trade articles about how all the current misery in hollywood is actually the writers’ fault and definitely not greedy CEOs and also striking never works

it’s time for the adults in the room to put on their big boy pants and make the smart money move to triple down on this man’s visionary strategy of turning one of america’s iconic media brands into the largest Spirit Halloween store the world has ever seen cnbc.com/2024/08/08/war…

the AMPTP’s negotiation with The Animation Guild is about so much more than money, it’s about the future of our children! do we really want them growing up in a world where their favorite characters and beloved shows AREN’T algorithmically-generated A.I. slop.???

On 9/29, there's a staged reading of the legendary @itsmecarolamptp Succession spec with a frankly ridiculous cast including. Paul Scheer, Sherry Cola, and Tatiana Maslany. (The Black List isn't involved. I'm just that excited about it.) elysiantheater.com/shows/retrospe…

happy 1-year anniversary of the end of the WGA strike! ever since the writers stopped whining about a “livable wage” and we started outsourcing everything to Bulgaria and shady AI startups, I think we can all agree that our industry is once again healthy, prosperous and perfect

hello, this is the AMPTP. as of today, Carol Lombardini no longer has access to this account. we wish her well as she pursues her passion for punishing labor in private, and honor her work in making a better industry for CEOs, big tech and private equity ghouls. happy halloween.

yeah when you really think about it, darkness and fascism for at least a generation is a small price to pay for ParaMaxCock+