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I'll save you a bunch of time & effort. No.

*slow clap*

Went on a date with an optometrist. She looked at the menu & said, "What do you think looks better, the chicken or the fish?" I said, "the chicken." She then said, "Ok, now what looks better, the chicken or the steak? Chicken? Steak?"

Andy here is unfortunately wrong. It is unconstitutionally too hard to get an automatic rifle here in the US. Rate of Fire is a red herring because it is an effective tactic against low-information voters. Which is who Yang here is trying to talk to.

Q: without illegals, who will pick the vegetables? A:

Imagine taking a really hot shower. Then getting dressed. Without drying off, first. Welcome to Tampa!

Po (short for potato) here is so confident in what she says she has to block replies because she knows her BS will get called immediately. Po can't block retweets though.

Serendipity in how these images kind of lined up

Back in my days, if you wanted a killdozer, you built it with your own two hands. You couldn't just order the parts online & have them shipped to you.

Peanut butter and jelly fish (I'm bored... sue me)

Axolotl Rose (sorry, I'm stuck debugging a really slow system today)

The sexual counter revolution is overdue. Let us return to the norms of chastity, modesty, femininity. Let us laud beauty not ugliness, birth not sterility. Let us have wives and mothers, not these monstrously selfish unnatural baby-killing witches, shrews, scolds, termagants.

Just found out a former coworker committed suicide. Friends, if you're suffering, please reach out. You are loved, even if it doesn't feel like it, and you leaving this world will leave a bigger hole than you can imagine. I worked with this person a few times and wasn't close,

Good job, Spotify. Good job.

Been banging rocks for 2 days on a bug. Couldn't import data for a client because the old code loaded every record to make sure there weren't duplicates. All 500,000 of them. So, that was fun.

My Lord and Savior. He can do the same for you.