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Proud to say that sijawai weka a single drop of alcohol kwa mdomo yangu. A litre yes, but a drop No...

after all the bullshit we been through, we better be in the next bible 😭

can someone spell the sound this makes

Let me tell you Maina. I would be comfortable if Housing Levy is changed to Education Levy to educate our children for free. I would be a proud contributor.

A rare picture of pain killers, antibiotics, and antidepressants.

Fantastic 😂

When my dad was 10 yo, he was playing cricket outside our building. A lady who was committing suicide fell on him directly from third floor, my dad was unconscious. The lady survived, so did my dad. My grandma beat the shit out of her for falling on my dad😂😂

Yeup. When I found out that bananas had seeds and the varieties we eat are sterile varieties and purposefully developed that way. Sidenote fun fact: There's a guy called Sam who started Cuyamel Fruit Company. He sold so much bananas, made so much money that to avoid taxes, he got

I just heard someone say “maybe you don’t need more time to heal, maybe you need more experiences that show your nervous system a different realty” And, yeah.

The person who invented this Iron has a special place in Heaven.

"So you thought the jersey was for free"

- being scared to voice your opinions -having social anxiety -extreme fear of making mistakes -people pleasing -being a forced introvert No it didn’t 🚶🏾‍♀️🚶🏾‍♀️🚶🏾‍♀️

I always leave my shoes far apart so if a burglar comes in they think I'm big asf

"I think it's for the best if we brea... Me:

It's alright. Lettuce be.

don’t be sad, because ‘sad’ spelt backwards is ‘das’ and das not good

Ideally, ndio ukuwe groom, lazima you steal someone's heart kwanza.

Madam.A hole in your hand is better than a hand in your hole!

In my books of beauty,there are three types of beauty. Kuna warembo wanakuanga warembo at first sight,yani mtoto chepu chepu,you dont need to look at her twice. But when she becomes yours,her beauty evaporates. Anarudi kukaa normal,alafu mkiwachana she starts glowing again. Ni