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Mentioned Alvin Stardust to my wife earlier. She hadn’t heard of him and wondered if it might be the Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks. I’m leaving her.

It’s doge eat doge #MuskVsTrump

No punching above the belt #MuskVsTrump

I think I’ve finally found the HQ from where we control the world

My father would have been 100 today…if he’d been born on this date in 1925.

I love it when people leave things outside their houses for other people to take, but I’m not sure anyone is going to take these two items.

Still haven’t decided what I want to do when I grow up.

Someone did this on the train. Made me laugh.

Happy second longest day of the year…or is that Sunday?

I can’t see where Iran can go next in the rhetoric battle - so far they’ve threatened to open the gates of hell, said they’ll be an unimaginable response and everlasting consequences. They’ve left themselves nowhere to go, it’s really badly thought through.

Trump’s a fine one to talk about a ceasefire, he’s just dropped a F bomb.

It's me and Ivor Baddiel! Together at last! jewishnews.co.uk/theyre-having-…

Really struggling for a wedding present for Jeff Bezos’ and Lauren Sanchez. Any ideas?

Think I’ve just about paid off my student loan.

What a night that was. Can’t remember a thing, but woke up in bed with Kim Kardashian, Bill Gates and Oprah.

I can’t believe it’s not nearly Christmas

How does she turn the tap on?!?

Why, when a ball boy or girl will give you a ball, would you tuck one into your undershorts? #Wimbledon

Only gone and got an article in The Sunday Times magazine. It’s about dementia, do have a read if you fancy.

Arthur Apple and the Mysterious Noise will be available to buy on Wednesday, 9th July from the 2Simple Shop: 2simpleshop.com/collections/bo… #PurpleMashPublishing #ChildrensBooks #BookLaunch