Suicide: Postponed!

reading this week!!! at singers!! come see me make an ass of myself!!

it's my birthday tomorrow

my new book of stories, Are People Out There, officially drops on 10/31, but you can PRE-ORDER now: futuretensebooks.com/product/people/

here is a graphic i made in an attempt to lure innocent internet users into purchasing my new book. please fall under its spell. thank you

All of Brautigan's book covers featuring his girlfriends. Only one of these women is a hired model

The Argentinian writer Samanta Schweblin is part of a second, female Latin American boom that looks inward for its monsters. In her review of Schweblin’s new collection, Andrea Penman-Lomeli takes on obsessive horror and unspeakable loss. thebaffler.com/latest/monster…

check out my review of Samanta Schweblin's new collection Good and Evil - exquisite translation by megan mcdowell

sometimes, when im teaching, its really just the blind leading the blind

woke up w zit on ass

"The doctor told me to be more juvenile with my sexuality. To rub myself up against furniture. Doorknobs. To mimic the actors on the pornos he had me watch, pushing my ass up and spreading myself wide. He was an amputee." - Joshua Vigil mrbullbull.com/newbull/fictio…

have a new story out, might be my favorite thing i’ve written recently thanks BULL for giving it a home l*nk below

"I shifted in my seat—had she told others this? or was she confiding in me, a new teacher, practically a stranger? Everyone else had slinked away from our corner of the house" This is funny, strange, and tender Brand-New, by joshua BULL mrbullbull.com/newbull/fictio…

every week, a student asks me why i don’t have kids, or a wife

wrote abt right wing roommate who could see ghosts, and teaching, and anonymous sex animalbloodmagazine.com/features/no-dr…

"Is there a ghost in this room right now? I said, giving the living room a once over. I don’t think you want to know, he said with a pained expression on his face. Also, I prefer the term spirit." Another great story. Go read! NO DRAMA, by joshua animalbloodmagazine.com/features/no-dr…

kinda need to start asking the people i date if they’re autistic

u should be allowed to have a little ciggie if u drink two or more drinks at Alamo