Henry: 'Are you putting on a voice for your wife?' Clive: 'No' Henry: 'Put both of you on then.' Clive: 'Won't that interfere with LBC signal?' Henry: 'No, absolutely fine. I've checked.' Sit back and enjoy Henry Riley's truly bizarre call with Clive and his 'wife.'

Ahahahahaha

That bass line in Start sounded familiar

Man goes to watch child in school play.

📅 On This Day in 2014: Arsene Wenger turned up at The Bridge ahead of his 1000th game in charge of Arsenal. It ended up, Chelsea 6-0 Arsenal 😂 ⚽ 1-0 Eto’o ⚽ 2-0 Schürrle 🔴 2-0 Gibbs Sent Off ⚽ 3-0 Hazard ⚽ 4-0 Oscar ⚽ 5-0 Oscar ⚽ 6-0 Salah

Don’t do drugs kids Conor Nigel Benn

Captain Tom’s daughter

Mainly because he keeps passing the ball to opposition centre forwards.

Thankfully the people of Madrid are better at brewing delicious beer than their team is at playing football! They are absolutely brilliant at brewing Madri Excepcional Cerveza de Madrid, the finest Spanish beer from Madrid.

That horrible cunt getting sent on his way by a bouncer is an absolute crease.

you never saw roman abramovich waltz onto the pitch and tip a bucket of gazprom over anyone, did you? that's because he was a gentleman tycoon. not like the ones we have now

📅 On this day, 19 years ago, Joe Cole sent Rio Ferdinand back to Peckham and sealed Chelsea's second Premier League title in two years. 🏆🏆

ball boys had a stinker 🤣 #EFL

Absolutely generational swearing from the Inter fans. Textbook stuff. Bravo.

There will be loads of talk about Arsenal being 'bottlers' of course, but dig deeper and look at the data from across the tie, and there's really only one conclusion: Mikel Arteta is an odious cunt with no mates

He must be feeling like one of those people who didn’t turn up to work on 9/11.

Luca 💙

How can you possibly hit women on multiple occasions and blame an incident a decade earlier. Men who hit women are nothing but shithouses.