I’ve seen a lot of BS in my time, but this is beyond pathetic

We’ve come to the point in time where I must ask the universe for 300k. I will be happy to discuss any & all possibilities for bona fides. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAMBA! (Make my bank account great again)

“So you’re out of green marital appliances? When will you have more green marital appliances?

We have two Soldiers being laid to rest this week with no known family members. If you can attend please do so.

What a 💩 day. Some days you get the bear …

“Have you seen the Sydney Sweeney ad?”🗣️

"Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!"

One of the all time greats 🙏🏻❤️

OK, Mercury - we surrender

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Is this purgatory?

Live shot of Don Shift (buy my books) arresting all the heads arguing w/him in replies

Live audio from inside my skull …

Double Dadgum it 🙏🏻✝️🇺🇸

Doorbell repair, James style. #JT #JamesTaylor #Handyman #RepairMan

Pablo Picasso, The Roofs of Barcelona in the Moonlight

Don’t you think Johnny Paycheck is deserving of a posthumous Kennedy Center Honor? David Allan Coe could come out and perform Take This Job and Shove It.

floridamuseum.ufl.edu/discover-fish/…

RIP Brent Hinds. His reaction to Letterman here always cracked me up. Rest easy, Metal god.

Mucho love & respect 🫡🙏🏻🖤