If I can’t get a job I’ll give myself a job

I want to be a…..Councillor

How to get elected if you are completely unelectable. Co-option

He used to yawp and point at this every week...We'll be paying for Tory mismanagement (and alleged fraud) for generations. #Gullis

I have to say I’m a big fan of Elon Musk Despite being even more Gullis than me he’s managed to make a lot more money than me by making a fortune off rubbish products where he doesn’t even attach doors correctly

Hopefully my CCTV that took me 4 years to get installed will catch the scroat/scumbag that thought they were big and clever by churning up Birchenwood Football pitches on their quad bike. Almost certain they’ll vote Reform because ‘boat people’ have ruined ‘thier’ country

Gizza job

I just wish I had one

I should know I was asked to go….a lot

Guess who’s back. Back again I can win a vote….if it’s mostly my friends voting for me rather than the actual public

Exhibit one being me

Whilst I’m attempting to perform a screaching U turn don’t forgot 4 days ago I was Vance’s biggest fan

Summary. #Trump #TrumpIsARussianAsset

We need more blimps built please in 2025.

Who’d have thought the flag waving plastic patriots that I spent years pandering to turn out not to be patriots at all

Farage’s morning routine

This aged well I’m not very good at politics am I

Fake news it was a Chai latte. 🤣🤣🤣 Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone

‘Dear Mr Hegseth why U telling me to attack Yemen M8? I have nuffink against hoofies. I actually really like horses’.

Example 974 of private water companies being shite #NationaliseWater