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The Flint Journal, Wednesday,July 9,1919

Probably the only thing I genuinely enjoy about this place anymore is occasionally coming across something like this: an old tweet that has been rendered contextless by someone else deleting their account, or the tweet I was replying to. It has a weird life of its own now.

the world does not need another project manager please go write that poem

10 years ago: Comet Pizza, adrenochrome, secret cabals of globalist child abusers, drain the swamp, etc etc. This week: well, nobody's perfect

Automatic replies on Annual leave begun String of YouTube videos of specialists answering questions from the Internet ready to be binged Spicy focaccia ready to be binged Aw yesss

"Can you say the name Siobhán?" No, man. That's esoteric knowledge lost to the sands of time. Every year, more girls are given that name, but nobody on this island knows how to pronounce it. Same with Meadhbh and Sadhbh. It's a nationwide crisis.

GOOD.

The heat was so vile last night that I've probably permanently borked my algorithm profile by watching videos of people chugging huge amounts of liquid.

Main characters in an action-adventure series suddenly become parents, often magically; The writers realise that this isn't opening up any new avenues for the series; Baby gets sent to another dimension/the future, and comes back as an adult, often evil.

Well, I'm Norse on my father's side, but in my defence, my mother's people are scions of House Lainnistéir-Aitréidís, Lords of the Hiberian Worm, whose family motto was "De Spadhais Muist Fló."

It looks like the BBC deleted a story in which Kemi Badenoch either lied, or said something incredibly stupid because she believes everything she reads online.

The 25-point checklist of sexual normalcy (male): 1. Have you ever killed a giant octopus? 2. Have you ever fought a giant octopus? 3. How aroused are you by the thought of fighting and killing a giant octopus? ...and so on.

I feel like I've perceived the dim shape of something evil moving beneath the surface of the water.

Re. the erasure of any mention of bisexuality from that monument site: the straights who get to make decisions like that cannot understand any system with more than two moving parts (see below). Pessimism is the only rational framework for this kind of nonsense.