Capitol Police Officer Michael Fanone was tased on January 6th until he went into cardiac arrest and his heart stopped. Donald Trump pardoned his assaulters and called them “patriots.” RETWEET if you stand with Officer Fanone against Trump and the GOP!

I was saying it was a hoax way before that became a thing.

Current state:

Swerved to avoid a snake in the road. Almost got rear ended.

A while back I got into a group text with a bunch of millennials and one of them told me that another guy asked him: who is this guy who writes texts like he’s writing a book? He meant that I used punctuation, real words, and capitol and lower case letters. Because I’m Gen X.

Worst manger scene ever.

Military folks help me out please? How can someone’s term in the Air Force end after just two years? I thought the shortest term was 4 years? blog.togetherweserved.com/a1c-stevin-joh…

Nina is our 2 year old. She colored one leg of the elephant preschool. Freddy, our 4 year old saw this and said, “wow! Did Nina do this?! It’s really good!” He thinks she drew the elephant.

This person was a mutual but blocked me when I called out her hypocrisy. Choosing not to recognize a falsehood is as bad as anything she pretends to be against.

Forget recognizing the aircraft. Do you get the joke?

She was also the hottest. For better or worse.

The peach tree grew peaches this year but not really great for human consumption but maybe the dinosaurs and bees will like them.

I cannot stand the sound of a pouring beverage in radio commercials. It sounds gross to me and I wonder why advertisers like it so much. Makes me feel like puking.

40 years ago today Frank , John Denver and Dee Snider stood up against censorship 💪♥️. Are you old enough to remember this? #mikesquestions

Jimmy Kimmel should just get back together with Adam Corolla and revive The Man Show at this point.

Apparently British cops are too weak to kick in a door. Pussies. No wonder the UK is being overrun by outsiders.

One of these idiots walks by my house every Easter and I keep saying I’m going to get dressed up like a Roman and throw rocks at him when he goes by.

This courtroom sketch has got to be the artist’s career highlight.

[chef’s kiss]

There is a species of honeybee that does not have a stinger. Not sure if it’s this species.