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I wish there was someone around who I could trust as much as I trusted Walter Cronkite

“to make someone forget illness and suffering is also a calling.” #RIP Charles Strouse

I ran a bit past my husband and He said: anybody who thinks that’s funny is not someone I’d want to be in a room with

These crazy phones. You press and hold a picture and it moves

I don’t remember what I did but I’m in this audible.com/pd/Summer-Bree…

Aging is having more and more dead people in your contact list

If I had to choose between the Two Popes and Conclave, which one should I choose?

“Unseasonably cold in NY. I bet all the rich people with country homes are freezing in their country homes “ Signed, someone bitter who doesn’t have a country house

I hope the waitstaff @54below wasn’t this friendly when I worked here

It’s 10am and my work day is finished. That’s what happens when you have to wake up at 5:30am and have one line Only Murders in the Building 🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♂️

That feeling when someone passes a phone around the room to show everyone a picture and they show everyone but you

Waiting for Richard Kind to arrive on the red eye. It’s like the calm before the baby wakes up Only Murders in the Building 🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♂️🕵️‍♂️

If Canada becomes the 51st state, I wouldn’t need a passport or a work permit if I get another gig in Vancouver?

Was just speaking to the edible arrangements lady in Richmond, Virginia. And thinking: that would be a peaceful life, to be the edible arrangements lady in Richmond, Virginia.

All the Hairspray creators have hits on the Broadway #SMASHBOOOP is the Broadway #Barbenheimer

Now he’s playing the bridge of “Girl from Impanena” in several different keys #MarriedToAMusician

Out of obligation, I invite my humor free, irony free dull but very sweet mother-in-law over to watch the Tonys because she doesn’t have a television. I’d throw her over in a minute for one bitter queen. The Tony Awards

Every time I tape anything on TLC Network I get the super sized version that’s like 2 1/2 hours long

Simultaneously watching Tonys red carpet on YouTube and riots on television

I’m being totally gay and watching Nicole Sherzingers performance twice in a row