My new podcast with Jeremy Simmonds (in delicious Audioboom flavour!) This week: A pill that renders dog walking a thing of the past David Bowie’s early 90s range of microwaveable frozen meals Julia Davis as someone awful Please try to understand. audioboom.com/channels/50530…

New Brain Cigar episode available now: Will Bono show up to babysit Peter's daughters? Jez buys an audience tracker that includes pans of soup in its demographic More of John Church's autobiography 'The Architecture of Bacon' (Sorry, we have to.) audioboom.com/channels/50530…

When is the line 'can we get you a coffee?' the funniest line you have ever heard? When it's Peter Baynham and Jeremy Simmonds's response to someone who hasn't heard that Prince is dead. That line alone has given me 2 days of laughter.

Brain Cigar Ep 3 - 'The Anatomy and Bodily Functions of Thomas the Tank Engine (and Friends)' is streaming now: Pete and Jez meet a restaurateur with a 'unique' USP and discover dark things about a much-loved fictional locomotive... podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bra…

Ep 4 of Brain Cigar - 'Pelting Frank Bough with some Bakewell tarts' - is now streaming: Pete learns of a fundraiser's less-than-original inventions and Jez tells of Jack Nicholson's regrettable appearance on Swap Shop... audioboom.com/posts/7896056-…

England vs Denmark this evening, and if that weren't enough excitement for one day, the latest Brain Cigar episode - Never Forget: The Terrible Events of the 18th of August - is now available for streaming via all the usual platforms... Peter Baynham audioboom.com/posts/7899765-…

This month's Ear Candy pick is Peter Baynham and Jeremy Simmonds's gloriously bizarre podcast #BrainCigar bit.ly/3wCE29q

Peter Baynham I shall not rest until Brain Cigar is broadcast from every streetcorner through vast tannoys. I want the show distilled into a serum and made part of the global Covax programme.

Streaming now: the final Brain Cigar - You Can Have the Full Works with Archie the Skeleton from the Scotch Videotape Ads. A Romanian 'Birds of a Feather' theme park; another funeral critic loses it; Jez's AHS Robot upsets Pete. And there's Throat... audioboom.com/posts/7904772-…

If you haven't yet drawn deeply on the big fat havana of fun that is Brain Cigar from Peter Baynham & Jeremy Simmonds, then quite frankly your life is a meaningless husk. Nothing personal. I'm just saying.

RIP, the greatest marksman of them all.

It’s hardly ‘sport’ anyway. It’s people driving powerful cars.

In other exciting news, a highly festive/deeply problematic episode of Brain Cigar from myself and Jeremy Simmonds will emerge on Christmas Eve from the awful damp crawl space it's been quietly growing in. Grim details as we get them. Our thoughts and prayers with anyone who listens

Coming your podcasty way soon: a veritable mortar of Yuletide grimery. Dip your pestle with caution. Brain Cigar Peter Baynham

Ready to stream and be utterly appalled-by now - it’s the Brain Cigar Christmas Special… Peter Baynham audioboom.com/posts/8002811-…

Merry Christmas, all. J x

Back in the saddle after four tweet-free years...

So Russell B is the new saviour? Proposal a tad woolly, but within the voice much to admire - never thought I'd say that a few years back.

David Coleman has died. What happens next?

Jesus wept, there are some twonks in the media...