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Jerusalem BLM Mortimer

@jaimemortimer

Gullible dom abroad. Occasionally aboard. Or abhorred. Writer. Mainstream literary. Historical thrillers. Erotica.

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I make $400,000 a year like any workingclass guy. At my OzDay barbie I was telling my Labor mates, Peter, Ray, Barnaby (Alan couldn't make it) that I've voted Labor all my life. But now they've given me a tax cut of $4500 I'll never vote for them again. Hey, ABC! Interview me!

I make $400,000 a year like any workingclass guy.

At my OzDay barbie I was telling my Labor mates, Peter, Ray, Barnaby (Alan couldn't make it) that I've voted Labor all my life.

But now they've given me a tax cut of $4500 I'll never vote for them again.

Hey, ABC! Interview me!
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I'm working today. I like Australia a lot. The pic's from my bit. But the angry aggro guys dressed up in Aussie flags are killing their own self-claimed day. They drive people away from what they say they're trying to defend. Ugly isn't a good look. Anyway, I'm home working.

I'm working today.

I like Australia a lot. The pic's from my bit.

But the angry aggro guys dressed up in Aussie flags are killing their own self-claimed day.

They drive people away from what they say they're trying to defend.

Ugly isn't a good look.

Anyway, I'm home working.
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One thing I am absolutely terrible at is selling my books. They're good, sexy books, generally with love and bdsm as the stars. But I guess I'll have to read up on Sales 101: how to market your rather clever and sensual smut.

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But if anyone did want to buy a very steamy bdsm novel containing real people, and comedy among the sexual material, then you might find this both charming and also very, very hot: amazon.com.au/Tale-Tawse-Jer…

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Should write. But it takes intense concentration. At the moment, I've painted & scrubbed, vacuumed a pool & I'm worn out. If someone asked me what I wanted on a pizza, I'd burst into tears. Got no focus. I'll write tomorrow. Time to get stoned and watch Star Trek, I think.

Should write.

But it takes intense concentration.

At the moment, I've painted & scrubbed, vacuumed a pool & I'm worn out.

If someone asked me what I wanted on a pizza, I'd burst into tears.

Got no focus. I'll write tomorrow.

Time to get stoned and watch Star Trek, I think.
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Damn. jerusalemmortimer.com, my website, just crashed when I updated plug-ins. Something to do with an error with the Jetpack update. Anyway, I'll try to get it back. Naturally, recovery mode doesn't work at all. To be continued...

Damn. jerusalemmortimer.com, my website, just crashed when I updated plug-ins. 

Something to do with an error with the Jetpack update. 

Anyway, I'll try to get it back.

Naturally, recovery mode doesn't work at all.

To be continued...
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Applied a second coat of high-gloss oil paint to the sink surround in the bathroom. I'll have to wait for that to dry before I paint (water-based semi-gloss) the ceiling. I got enough old sheets to keep the floor, shower, bath & sink covered during that job. First do no harm.

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I've got my site back up. And wrote new bdsm filth! Maires looked at me, puzzled. “Are you going to fuck Stephanie – I mean Scallop – again tonight?” “Nope.” “Is she going to be allowed to come?” “No.” She paused. "Are you punishing her?” “No.” jerusalemmortimer.com/bedroom-eyes-3…