I never thought I’d become one of those parents but now when I go out to dinner with my 4 year old I give him an iPad and ask him to max out the superflex puppy

Unreal

Not again

Just accidentally autodrafted Kyle Pitts and I got the same feeling in the pit of my stomach as when you hydroplane at 70 mph on a busy highway

Taua (if active on gamedays) would be the kind of signing that totally nukes the fantasy value of this entire backfield. God tier goal line back

I got so frustrated with boomers like Scott Barrett fading Travis Hunter that I wrote a thinkpiece about it. If Dave Canales said he'd play Tetairoa McMillan on just 40% of the routes if he didn't outperform Xavier Legette... How would you rank TMac? fantasypoints.com/nfl/articles/2…

How do I read this? Players like Fields, Maye, and T-Law are the most underpriced in Week 1 relative to full-season market expectations

My online presence is like a bonsai tree and each abrasive, ideologically incoherent best ball tweet that I make is a single branch I’m trimming

Christian McCaffrey is $7,300 on DraftKings in Week 1. The last time he was this cheap was Week 2 of 2018 (2,504 days ago)

I’m going to make life changing financial decisions throughout august based on this borderline meaningless data

have a friend in nyc - 6'7", 2024 BBM finalist, has over $2M in DraftKings crowns, he won the Puppy 2 in 2023, and he cannot find a gf. women spit on him on the street. they drive up onto the curve to run him over. they hate him

I'm a sicko... Week 1 NFL DFS kicks off in 41 days, but that didn't stop me from writing a couple thousand words on some of the best values. The Week 1 DFS Early Look is live (and free to read!): fantasypoints.com/nfl/articles/2…