This ain’t the flex you think it is. Pulling all aid now after spending that much - only for the Russians to emerge victorious - means every single dime was wasted.

Nothing quite as sobering for your self-image like getting a glimpse of yourself at the self checkout security cam.

I actually haven’t watched the Oscars since the year Zoolander was snubbed.

Behold: the duality of man.

I’m a Yankees fan now

My Zoloft isn’t strong enough for Sundays. I can’t stand Sundays.

The rain today has been 100/10. The nap I took today was elite.

This Musk vs Trump fallout is 1000% going the way we ALL knew it would.

Missed out on around $300 on parlays tonight because Benedict Mathurin decided to miss a few free throws and finish with 8 points instead of 10. I wanna cry.

I understand that songs can have resurgences years after their release, but the recent popularity of “Teenage Dirtbag” is both welcome and confusing.

Life is not good right now

What a disaster of a day on the Sportsbook. I can’t believe it.

Welp, I’m in need of some extra income. Trying to dig myself out of a whole the Sportsbook put me in. Anybody have any ideas?

Somebody say something nice about the Bengals defense.

This is extremely typical of Alabama every time I put money on them.

Oh thank God

Suspended for…..SPITS and sprinkles?

Florida should be embarrassed. Terrible play calling, no discipline. Y’all are gonna lose to USF at home.

You’ve got people saying he was a right-winger all along. You’ve got people saying he was radicalized by the left. The cool thing is he’s still alive, so we could just freaking ask him.