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James M Paterson

@jamesmpaterson1

My favourite colour is blue, I like ice cream and I have a pet earwig called Simon.

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Privilege, such a maligned word these days. My duty is to keep my Sandra and Storm alive. Anyone who would like to take that privilege away from me? May your God give you Peace. I will take no pleasure in cutting your throat.

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Did you know that Black Holes aren’t black? Maybe when humanity enlightens itself enough, then we’ll be given the eyes to see the true beauty. Information supplied by a mysterious friend.

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I remember, Kevin said live on BBC 1, on some anniversary that I hide myself under a bushel. Well not any more. You’re all a bunch of …D F# G Aminor. Bollocks, edebf#

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My trousers are Silver Darlings tartan, designed by my friend Moira George, master kilt maker. It’s now an official and registered tartan. Silver Darlings are herring, my favourite fish coincidentally. The Shoals of Herring is one of my favourite songs.

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Everything is not fucked. A lot is but let’s keep the unfucked things unfucked. And fuck you, you fuckers who’d fuck us up. Peace. 🙈🪱🦧🐁🌞

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I’ve just remembered, I kept hitting Sean on the right thigh, not too hard, but just enough to remind him that, that is the way I show my affection. I love Sean Read. X

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If you’re feeling a bit down, cold or fed up of the darkness, get yourself a dose of Keith Brymer Jones. Better than any anti depressant, antibiotic or auntie’s Christmas pudding.

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I had a much needed fix of K B Jones last night and I woke up this morning feeling great. I even heard a bird singing at 4am while I was waiting at the door for Storm to come in. You don’t mind freezing when there is a bird serenading you. Welcome back potters.

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Has anybody noticed, there is still a sun in the sky, there is still water in the seas and oceans, I’ve seen more bees flying around, one even landed on my hand and said “ thank you for not caring a shit about politics but for caring about me”. I cried as I said goodbye. X

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My mam and dad taught me one thing. Be a decent human. Nothing is more important. If you desire power, use it as a decent human. Otherwise, I’m letting Storm come for you.