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This picture of Victor Wembanyama 🤯 Draymond Green is listed at 6-foot-6 😳

Lord save the Pacific from non-pacific amateur anthropologists who just watched Moana 2 🤦🏽‍♂️

Sinking of New Zealand Navy ship Manawanui continues to impact Samoan villages, as community threatens legal action rnz.co.nz/news/world/535…

Probably a few Kiwi performers whose parents have a clipping from one of these papers as a first bit of press. Sometimes community papers are the only ones who’ll take an interest in an unknown show, and that can mean a lot when you’re starting out. A damn shame.

Comedian James Nokise wins 2024 Topp Prize rnz.co.nz/news/national/…

Thoughts and prayers to Santa trying to fit that giant new Ferry into his sack before heading off towards Wellington

Dem Delegate Stacey Plaskett of the Virgin Islands goes off about how 4 million people in U.S. territories have their voices silenced by not being able to vote for a House Speaker. 🍿

“And it came to pass in the United States that the videos of TikTok were silenced, and there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth, for the people had monetised their fun, but the ruling powers were terrified the Chinese would discover their browser histories” - Joe 1:19

As Donald Trump is sworn is as US president for the second time, here's how he was greeted to Scotland by the late Janey Godley ⬇️

This is massive… especially for a place that now doesn’t even have a Super Rugby team anymore.

79 UN Member States have signed public statement of support for Int'l Criminal Court in reaction to Trump Administration’s sanctions against its staff. #NZ Govt hasn’t signed despite being on record in past as strong supporter of #ICC. What explains this opting out? Or do we know….

How have I lived to see Winston Peters using his 90’s asian immigrant playbook on Mexicans 🤦🏽‍♂️ And why has no one interviewed Cliff Curtis about this?

Today in Majuro flags are flying at half-mast for the Marshall Islands Nuclear Victims Remembrance Day The day highlights the continuing struggles of the survivors and descendants of survivors of U.S Nuclear testing in the Pacific.

Instead of following an approved alphabetical list, scientists should just start naming large storms after famous climate change deniers. Oh the stores are out of supplies, and your work had to close down over the weekend? That’ll be Gina.

From legendary director Aki Kaurismäki…

For the better part of a century, Voice of America has broadcast into countries whose governments censored free information. The Trump administration has dismantled VOA's parent organization, put all of its employees on leave and ended funding for independent media agencies.

The legendary Voice of America is silenced. President Trump is dismantling the federally-funded media organization and others that give news to people all over the world, news often their leaders don't want them to hear. Kayla Tausche has more on the impact.

There are so many great reasons to be on Signal. Now including the opportunity for the vice president of the United States of America to randomly add you to a group chat for coordination of sensitive military operations. Don’t sleep on this opportunity…