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I don’t think it was flop... more or less Lawan breath was deadly #RamseyStrong

Year One: SuperBowl runner-ups (2008) Year Eighteen: SuperBowl champs (2025) Calais Campbell

Effective immediately, I am lifting the curse I placed on the Arizona Cardinals for cutting me in 2011 The NFC west belongs to you now… Your welcome, Management

The older you get the more your favorite day of the week changes… I don’t even like Friday no more!

Drinking tap water in LA is a suicide attempt…

What is a kind way to say? “I’m sorry, but this conversation is no longer for fulfilling my dopamine reactors in a pleasurable way, so I stopped paying attention”

#5 In the FCS for sacks this past season ‘24 (10.5) #15 in the FCS for tackles for loss (15) Since moving to division 1 in 2019 I am my schools ALL TIME leader in Sacks and TFLs. (47.5) (26) UNDRAFTED AND UNSIGNED‼️ Film included: 2019-2023 link ⬇️ youtu.be/NicJpZ9o-Cs?si…

Bodies come and go, but frequencies last forever ♾️

My name is Jared… and I Prefer regular to average booty strippers… put the word out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No Freakniks or Freakoffs for me… just fatherhood… Baby Oil used just as bottle suggested!

TRENDING: THE #CARDINALS MASCOT WAS WILDIN’ AT A CHARITY EVENT YESTERDAY. 💀💀💀

Sorry for breaking those plans we had when I was high on caffeine… tired Quay would’ve never agreed to that

Just saw an older white lady dancing alone in the park… wild how thin the line is between bliss and madness

Mission impossible is just the opposite of final destination… the most unrealistic ways to escape Death

Idk who this ICE fella is but I don’t think he is welcome in Los Angeles!

Every year I just start lying and add a half inch to my height… since 2019 I’m up to 6’3

Everybody loves romantic comedies where the man leave his wife for true love… but as soon as it’s somebodies CEO double titty grabbed up it’s a problem

This world is filled with people who want to tell you, your favorite food is unhealthy!

Grieving cookies and shit… just drop the T in Diet at this point 😒