Jay Johnson (@jay_johnson0117) 's Twitter Profile
Jay Johnson

@jay_johnson0117

OSU Swimming and Diving '23

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calendar_today23-10-2015 23:53:05

622 Tweet

178 Followers

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Banned from Using the Group Home Computer (@paynushurts) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The ā€œpunching downā€ comedy of the 1990s hasn’t aged well. I’m watching Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me and I don’t find anything funny about a man losing his mojo.

Sridhar Ramesh (@radishharmers) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When cartoon characters discuss numbers in base ten rather than base eight, it takes me completely out of my suspension of disbelief. Their society would not have developed that way.

Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) (@thealexsylvian) 's Twitter Profile Photo

post credits scene to the george harrison beatles movie where timothee chalamet dylan steps out of the shadows and says let me tell you about the wilburys initiative

Sean Becker (@sean_becker) 's Twitter Profile Photo

[consoling a friend after a breakup] HIM: I won’t find anyone as good as her ME (just finished watching Moneyball): we’ll recreate her in the aggregate

yoshimi red (@nise_yoshimi) 's Twitter Profile Photo

what your mans favourite ww1 theatre says about him: western front - real freak eastern front - has weird opinions about Ukraine Italian front - Dont let this oddball start a political party middle eastern front - lunatic but denies it siege of tsingtao - basically normal

tommyjanuary6 (@elf_chaser) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Once again thinking about the time Phil Jackson made Shaq read Aristotle so he could internalize the idea that ā€œsuccess is a habitā€ and improve his free throw but Shaq just started calling himself ā€œBig Aristotleā€ and had the worst free throw season of his career

Bear McCreary šŸ»šŸŽ¶ (@bearmccreary) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If you fed an AI algorithm the Beatles’ early catalog only up through ā€œRevolverā€ and asked it to write more Beatles music, would it ever give you ā€œSgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Bandā€?

Sophie (@sophiefernley) 's Twitter Profile Photo

3 pints empty stomach and have a 30 minute walk home ….. music is going to be listened to like it’s never been listened to before