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Rany Jazayerli

@jazayerli

Dermatologist. Occasional sportswriter. Weekly podcaster. Father of four girls. Muslim.

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I was at game with 13 family members celebrating Eid, so I had to keep comments PG-rated. My daughters were sufficiently upset on my behalf. Bunting: bad On 2-0: awful With #3 hitter: WTF? When bullpen is completely shot and one run may not be enough: worst move of the season?

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Guys, can we dial it back a bit? Matt Quatraro is one of the two best Royals managers of my adult life, and I'm not sure he's #2. He made a bad decision (or Maikel Garcia made a bad decision and he's covering for him). It's the first week of June. Let's all chillax.

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I’m convinced if Salvy just went to the plate and didn’t swing he’d walk half the time. Nobody is going to throw him 3 strikes before 4 pitches low and away

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Jac Caglianone is the 18th player in Royals history to put up a 4 0 4 0 box score line. But only once before did a player go 4 0 4 0 in a game where the Royals scored 7+ runs: Freddie Patek on 4/28/1979.

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Mel Brooks turns 99 this month. What a legend. This very well may be terrible. But the only way I'll know for sure is to watch it on opening night.

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Will you hear me tell you that all is right with the Royals and everything will turn out roses and unicorns, or will you hear the cold, terrifying truth? Tune in at 9 o'clock and find out!

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This is one of the most sick, twisted, depraved massacres yet. Israel fired tank shells into a crowd of starving people waiting for food, killing over 50. They're not even denying it.

This is one of the most sick, twisted, depraved massacres yet. Israel fired tank shells into a crowd of starving people waiting for food, killing over 50. They're not even denying it.
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JAC CAGLIANONE! This pitch was 4.22 ft above the ground That’s the second-highest pitch anyone has homered off of this year and The highest pitch a Royals player has homered off of under pitch tracking (2008)

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JUST IN: A federal judge has ordered the release of Columbia University pro-Palestinian activist Mahmoud Khalil. Khalil, a green card holder who is married to an American citizen, was arrested by ICE agents in New York City in March. abcnews.link/IA8dWEX

JUST IN: A federal judge has ordered the release of Columbia University pro-Palestinian activist Mahmoud Khalil.

Khalil, a green card holder who is married to an American citizen, was arrested by ICE agents in New York City in March. abcnews.link/IA8dWEX
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Jacob Misiorowski's hitless streak to start his career ends at 11.0 innings and 37 batters. That's right, Austin Cox's record is still safe.

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The game is close, so we won't be starting at 9! Enjoy watching a plucky team from the nation's heartland win their first NBA title, then come listen to us discuss your favorite plucky team from the nation's heartland.

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Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!