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Jeff Allen

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My wife ‘whispers’ like she’s in a wind tunnel… and that’s how we got into it with an Orange Julius worker. 😂 #JeffAllenComedy #MarriageHumor #NoFilter

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Tami won’t use a gun, but she will break down an intruder’s cholesterol levels. That’s a different kind of defense strategy. 😂 #JeffAllenComedy #MarriageHumor #CountryLiving #familyfriendlycomedy

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The first recorded fashion crisis: Adam dressed instantly, Eve needed days to ‘shop’ Eden. 😂 #JeffAllenComedy #BiblicalLaughs #FashionSinceEden

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ChristianMingle? FarmersOnly? Where’s the app for women who REALLY love a project? 😂 #JeffAllenComedy #DatingFails #FamilyFriendly

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PSA: “Where are you going?” is NOT a yes-or-no question. 😂 #MarriageFails #jeffallencomedy #familyfriendlycomedy #thehumanconditiontour

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My wife said we need to do something aerobic together--at my age I’d rather take my chances with the life insurance payout. 😵🎿 #jeffallencomedy #marriagehumor #thehumanconditiontour

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🚨 I started a podcast. Carollynn Xavier is there to make sure it doesn’t become a disaster. 🎙️ Who Gave Jeff Allen a Podcast? = comedy, faith, and guests who may regret saying yes. Do your part: Tithe and Subscribe! 😂 🎧 Listen now → whogavejeffallenapodcast.com

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What’s the key to lasting romance in marriage? I have some thoughts. You might not like ‘em. #JeffAllenComedy #ComedyTruths #MarriedLife

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She laughed like she was choking, wore a leather skirt, and had an 80s perm that launched doves. I was done for. 💘 #JeffAllenComedy #MarriageComedy #Romance #thehumanconditiontour

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It’s not a willpower problem. It’s a body design flaw. #JeffAllencomedy #TheHumanConditionTour #FitnessJokes #weightgain