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Jeff Strand πŸ…

@jeffstrand

Author of gobs of books, mostly horror/comedy, including PRESSURE, DWELLER, AUTUMN BLEEDS INTO WINTER, CLOWNS VS. SPIDERS, and MY PRETTIES. WGA screenwriter.

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Vampires in your ears! BLOODSUCKER COUNTY, read by the mighty Scott Thomas (who narrated PRESSURE, DWELLER, FEROCIOUS, THE ODDS, VEILED, and the WOLF HUNT trilogy), is now available as an audiobook! audible.com/pd/Bloodsucker…

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Tonight we're off to the theater once again for the Mystery Horror Movie! What could it be??? Predictions are BRING HER BACK, DANGEROUS ANIMALS, or THE RITUAL.

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BRING HER BACK was frickin' amazing...and contains a couple of most wince-inducing scenes I've seen in a long time. Prepare to cringe!

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IT WATCHES IN THE DARK has been included in the Barnes & Noble Summer Reading Program for 5th and 6th graders. Parents/grandparents, please let your child know that if they choose it as their favorite, you'll take them out for ice cream. Sourcebooks Kids

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I got invited to participate in a beta test for the new publishing site Written. My thoughts after reviewing the site... patreon.com/posts/written-…

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Film Flub: Friday the 13th clearly states it takes place in β€œPresent Day,” but there’s not a cell phone in sight and Kevin Bacon looks really young.

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The next issue of my newsletter is coming out soon! Contains the brand-new story "You Don't Want To Go To Camp Blood," and an antagonistic interview with Bridgett Nelson. Subscribe for free! eepurl.com/dewPc9

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An unsubscriber reported my newsletter for spammy content, so I'll warn new readers that in addition to a free short story every issue and a goofy interview, it does indeed contain links to purchase my work! eepurl.com/dewPc9

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What happens if you find a great big-ass continuity error during a serial novel-in-progress? The answer was revealed today to the lucky subscribers to my Patreon page! patreon.com/JeffStrand

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My FRIDAY THE 13TH marathon (it's been decades since I've rewatched the series) continued last night. V remains the worst of the series and is as bad as I remember. VI remains the best of the series. Despite one of the dumbest endings of all time, VII is NOT as bad as I remember.

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'Twas one year ago today that I posted a picture of myself eating black licorice ice cream, launching a brutal controversy that rocks the horror community to this day.

'Twas one year ago today that I posted a picture of myself eating black licorice ice cream, launching a brutal controversy that rocks the horror community to this day.