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well im glad shes not in a cult anymore

They're two different shades of gray aaaaaghagh

Guess I'm losing undo/edit! Not paying $8/month for that, *especially* if I get a fake checkmark

Today’s look (careful with razors, folks)

I made a browser extension to detect who has paid $8 for their blue checkmark github.com/wesbos/who-blue

*typographer voice* l'm not fooIed by all these fake verified accounts because l can teII the difference between I and l

“I’d love to see ads for gizmos…Even if they’re not that great, I’ll still buy gizmos. I love technology. I’ll see content for gizmos but not an ad or an ability to actually buy the gizmo. So then I have to send it to my assistant like, ‘Please buy this gizmo.’”

Here's the most awkward custom search function I've ever created: everyone you follow, who's also paid Elon $8 for a dodgy tick The Search Of Shame x.com/search?q=filte…

Found some Fig Newtons in the bottom of a snack basket. It turns out they’re best by today. Time to eat the best Fig Newtons ever I guess