Happy Birthday to one of my favorite clowns: 🤡🥊𝕃𝕪𝕝𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 ℂ𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕟🃏 Hope you are having a great time in Sin City! 🥳

I think we just had an earthquake! #earthquake

Yep. We drove 6 hrs(should've been 5) so we could be in the path of totality . We're dorks. We know. #Eclipse2024

I'd like to thank Twitter for reminding me of how many awful people exist in this world. Somehow, the human race, in general, never fails to let me down. People suck.

So PM Netanyahu is facing pressure both "at home and abroad" to bring an end to the war. The war that began because Israel was attacked 9 most ago. But they just keep throwing money at Pres. Zelensky. No "end the war" for him. That checks out.🙄

A third child (9) has died from the #Southport attack. Killing children is horrific enough, but with a knife? How can someone get close up to babies and stab them to death as they scream and cry? How inhuman can you be?💔😞

My daughter sent this. The Amish performing the Backstreet Boys' Everybody. NOW you've seen it all 😁 #Musikfest2024

I think it's a new record: I am already sick of the political ads. My mute button is getting a serious workout. #Election2024 #OverIt

Trump's talking but Harris's mic is on?

She keeps talking about her plans to do this or that, but what exactly is this plan? All these economists and Nobel Laureates who say how great it is... Well what is it?

Moderators pressing Trump while skating over Harris's responses. Did anyone really expect anything different?

The one bright spot that came out of the Kamala Harris campaign. This woman is great!

Let's go Mountain Hawks! Game day is here! #Rivalry160

If you're not reposting your friends when they say something gay and retarded, what exactly are you doing here ?

If you short memory dumb fvcks on social media make Casey Anthony rich and famous b/c you forgot the mvrder she got away with, here’s your reminder of what she threw in the trunk of her car while she went clubbing.

I love when people who don't even give you a wave as you go by suddenly reach out when they want the gossip on your neighbor. Side note: my mom hasn't lived with us for 9 months but they haven't bothered to ask about her! 🤬

Ah, summer. 😎