imagine cleaning the bathroom for your own personal satisfaction and NOT because your mother in law is coming over?

stop saying “I” in your captions and start saying “you” you’ll notice an IMMEDIATE increase in engagement and the impact your content has.

organic social media costs you TIME, and ads cost you MONEY. don’t waste your $$$ experimenting with paid ads to figure out what converts experiment with organic, then burst into paid ads with a proven strategy.

the murder hornets just look like regular hornets, in case you didn’t wanna enjoy life ever again.

I thought GRWM stood for grown woman.

I just found a toad in my living room

How long til LAY'S sponsors Fiona relief in Nova Scotia? #stormchips

Shout your price in the mirror, tell your face it’s freaking awesome, think about the best testimonial you ever got, take a breath, smile, THEN tap record and film your reels.

Selling an offer is 90% CONFIDENCE. Would you buy sushi from a guy that was like “Umm I think it’s good? If you want I could give you a discount?”

I just gotta say that if you’re convinced somethings hard, and you refuse to believe it could possibly not be hard, then it will 100% always be impossible.

I put my hand in the chip dip instead of the bag

ohhhh meta… did you party too hard last night and lock yourself out of the house again?

owning a business is like a road trip. Gas yourself up. Be as fuel efficient as possible. Prepare to drink shitty coffee sometimes.

A recent survey has shown that most “bullying” and “hateful” comments written on social media posts are actually written by people whose opinions I don’t care about anyway.

6 years ago I’d be pounding shots of whiskey on a Friday night. tonight I chugged two full glasses of Ruby Red grapefruit juice as a “treat”

Not me, literally moving the couch so my spoiled dog has a better “sun spot”

Wednesday has serious Harriet The Spy vibes. Just me?

K for the record this is her quoting me directly, which I assume is like protocol or something? But this is still a hilarious email.

not me, giving my therapist business coaching during my session.