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Jeremy Ivey

@jeremyblainivey

putting bandaids of humor on gunshot wounds of depression since 1978

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If a 22 year old Bob Dylan was to sing on any major media platform today like Recording Academy / GRAMMYs or Saturday Night Live - SNL he would be absolutely crucified and internet shamed for not sounding like a robot clone. Thank God he got in the door when it was open to people with real personality

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If you don’t want what you get when you get what you want, then essentially, you don’t want what you want.. CHECK PLEASE! šŸ™‹ā€ā™‚ļø

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I don’t often think of the song ā€˜My Hero’ by the Foo Fighters, but I just saw a dude bring a Big Mac into the weight room at the Y

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Sometimes I just don’t understand people. Sometimes I look at the way that they behave and I wonder if I’m even one of them myself

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Sometimes I forget how long we’ve been writing about this and fighting this. It’s so exhausting. I want a better world for our kids.

Sometimes I forget how long we’ve been writing about this and fighting this. It’s so exhausting. I want a better world for our kids.
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If I could meet and communicate with an alien life form, I would thank them for the pyramids and then I would tell them that since we couldn’t replicate them, we built a gum wall in Seattle instead.

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Scientist are always going on and on about the enormity of the sun and the infinite expansion of space, but when I put my hand up in front of either one, my hand is WAY bigger… so ya know, I got big hands I guess #sciencefiction