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I watched The Billionaire Boys Club doc after this. It was mostly rehashed stuff & had some awful faux recreated scenes, but you didn’t have to squint to see how it provided the roadmap to where we are now. Also, Judd Nelson, who didn’t appear in the Brats doc, was in it. A LOT.

I'm picking Oneil Cruz to win the Home Run Derby simply b/c the term "piss missile" was invented for him.

Aww crap not again.

I swear this is a psyop by Chris Berman to remind us we didn't really have it that bad with him yelling BACK BACK BACK 350 times per Derby.

We've all made it long enough to hear someone declare someone in the HR Derby has the biggest ass in sports, so we have that going for us.

That's #Mets and #RedSox #Legend Ricky Gutierrez throwing to James Wood.

Who hits balls into the outfield seats 18 times a round? CAMINEROHHHH CAMINERO

Me watching players recording the HR Derby on their phones: That's silly, you're never going to watch those clips again. Me next time I'm at a concert (recording every song)

Oneil Cruz. Piss missiles.

MLB getting rid of the awful All-Star Game jerseys only to still sell awful Home Run Derby jerseys.

What do you mean, it's ending at 10, it says so right there on the cable guide! CC: Joe Wright

Not saying this is dragging, but when it began, Matt Olson was still with the Oakland Athletics.

Matt Olson was six years old in 2000. Sigh Jaden Daly.

Well at least Pat McAfee will be the worst host for a sporting event this week oh no

Ahh well so much for my Oneil Cruz prediction.

Twenty-five homers get him into the Derby finals as a matter of course CAMINEROHHHHH Caminero

BIG DUMPER

Second place in the Home Run Derby Losing to Cal Raleigh is a matter of course CAMINEROHHHHHHH Caminero

Next up on ESPN: SportsCenter.

I'm sure I'm not the first one to realize this, but The Big Dumper hitting bombs for Seattle in Sir Mix-A-Lot's hometown is a little bit of evidence that maybe we're all gonna be OK (we're not).