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This is the dream… thousands of dollars of equipment, tooting on a bizarre doohickey, making music that sounds like frogs listen to it…

today someone asked “what was the name of the one serial killer that charlize theron played again?” and i was able to immediately blurt out “AILEEN WOURNOS” . i am growing and learning new data every day

the algorithm says im a demisexual single dad, and who am i to argue

my lungs feel like they’re stuffed with fiberglass. that’s probably good

As people debate the story about kids being targeted by snipers it’s worth remembering that the reason we have to rely on doctors as sources of information about this kind of thing is that Western journalists aren’t allowed in Gaza and Palestinian journalists keep getting killed.

i never even considered dr. pepper could be a woman. maybe i'm a bad person

my dad recommended a show and said “i think one of the characters looks a bit like greg” and said character literally looks like the guy from the honey-comb commercials lmao

2024 twitter is exactly where i’d expect to see out of context abu ghraib pictures floating around, i guess

they done fucked up in gave her a horse

Good Morning.

good snacks don’t last, so buy the weird little treats you like before they retire them. i have no other advice

we’re so back

i had a dream that i sold my account for 1 million doll hairs

it’s my birthday so watch this cool video my boyfriend made thanks bye

kill me

checking in: website still unusable, people still very stupid, bad