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@Jake_Vig Jealous.

@Jake_Vig *sigh* fine...it makes my day when you like my tweets too...

@Jake_Vig Very funny!

Thanks to Dimitri for looking after me today. Congratulations to @keirmcallister and a high five to Gareth Mutch

A genuine bedtime story that my Dad told me: Once upon a time there were three bears....now there's hundreds. Goodnight.

Huge congratulations to Scott Agnew for getting 5 stars from Chortle. Doesn't happen often and I'm glad it happened to him.

Overheard on what appears to be some hipster's first date. GUY: I mean, I'm PHYSICALLY still not over Lord of the Rings... Oh poppet.

You chose the biggest vaginal looking entity in all of fantasy as a metaphor for a penis? You two belong together. x.com/keithgrantham/…

No, YOU'RE beautiful! x.com/G_Man1308/stat…

Thinking of switching from Bikram to Ashtanga yoga for a while...anyone tried both care to share thoughts? #yoga #bikramyoga #ashtanga

My three very similar recommendations from Twitter on who to follow...@funtimeforbesy

Of all the BBC Short Stuff that I've produced JellyBean will always be the most memorable. Enjoy! youtube.com/watch?v=9Uleil…

There is always more! Nala 🩵 JellyBean

Dear checkout guy. Some advice. If you want to flirt with me successfully then don't ask what the painkillers are for. I won't lie for you.

@Jake_Vig A gambling stalker would just go to Bali and wait.

Ahhh memories of genuinely trying to get men to sleep with me while my bedroom looked like this.

Now that we aren't all teenagers trying to get laid by pretending to understand David Lynch, can we just admit he's average? #bbcculture

For your viewing pleasure…the trailer for #BluntTalk Season 2. Back October 2 on Starz. amp.twimg.com/v/7126a5c7-2f7…

Kim MacAskill I genuinely want dino sheets. Seems like all the best covers are only single/double size. Give me Star Wars king-size sheets!