So our options are: A guy who wants us criminalized, imprisoned, and dead. Or A party who MIGHT nominate a guy who MIGHT support a bill to ban trans people from sports. Gee, what are queer people supposed to think? That’s a tough one.

Remember, DOGE had to cut funding to all of that worthless woke shit like air safety and weather forecasting so our conservative government could spend it on important things like gilded ballrooms.

AI is in the process of destroying the journalism profession that Ben Mankiewicz hails from, AND destroying the filmmaking world he’s a scholar of, but he still refuses to say a negative word about it. Just happily embracing the thing replacing every writer just like him.

These guys can’t even be bothered to correctly spell the names of their own martyrs.

It must be exhausting to approach every single piece of media and fiction by actively resisting the intended moral of the writer and instead substituting your own, opposite moral that you’ve tortured into fitting your politics.

Eddie Murphy is left holding the bag in dull Amazon crime comedy The Pickup. #EddieMurphy #PeteDavidson #KekePalmer pastemagazine.com/?p=406744

BREAKING: The Trump administration announces it will withhold federal disaster preparedness funds from any U.S. state or city that boycotts Israel, according to Reuters.

Freakier Friday adds more body swaps, but keeps the original’s charming comedy. #FreakierFriday #LindsayLohan #JamieLeeCurtis pastemagazine.com/?p=406780

The “party of small government” — “Let’s declare martial law over DC and rule like a monarchy.”

With Weapons, Zach Cregger crafts a ferociously wicked, heady brew, and another winning horror movie. #weapons #ZachCregger #horrormovies pastemagazine.com/?p=406793

I love all the entries in our Color Theory film series from Luke Hicks, but this one is especially good, on a really gorgeous film in BARBARIAN. Looking back at this only makes me more excited to see WEAPONS.