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To the gentleman in my DMs asking if I'm "trying to be annoying" please rest assured, it takes no effort at all.

I've posted about losing my boy to addiction, but I've not been specific. He died, cold and alone, in a park. The horror of this is almost more than I can bear, but it spurs me to remind folks that addiction knows no prejudice, no discrimination, and can take hold of anyone.

Because he's a laff riot, Mr. Mason has taken to using Tudor English in the notes he leaves me, so I'm seeing things like this: I have left thee coffee, betwixt the porridge and sweet preserves. By mine oath, I swear thee I took no pleasure in eating the last biscuit.

Spraying bug spray at a spider in the kitchen and a bunch of little spiders dropped out of it and started running everywhere and to whomever who finds me, my organ donor card is in my purse.

So grateful when the actors weigh in, they're always the voice of nuance, insight, and wisdom.

Quick reminder that Jesus was a Jew, and He gave his life for literally every person on earth, that whomsoever believes in him will not die, but have everlasting life. Anyone who tells you differently is a liar.

Candace Owens' next big interview is going to be with the dessicated corspe of Joseph Stalin, isn't it?

Welcome to X, someone to insert politics into your post about breakfast will be with you shortly.

Two choices: the people who do this, or Israel. The people who film themselves raping little girls and women they've kidnapped, or Israel. The people who disembowel living hostages they've taken, or Israel. Evil, or Israel.

Israel vs. Hamas: Civilization vs. Barbarism One side cherishes life, the other cheerfully destroys it. One side values peace, the other disdains it.

Piers Morgan: When you want your depraved anti-Semitism with the thinnest veneer of respectability possible.

Rose are red Violets are blue I have a hangover Is that...a tattoo??!!

Marjorie Taylor-Greene joining Rashida Tlaib, Ilhan Omar, and AOC in taking the side that kidnaps, rapes and murders Jewish women and little girls is perhaps the least surprising development of our very, very stupid times.

Don't toy with us, just go, you vile harridan.

This is grotesque and exploitative on a level one almost cannot comprehend, until you remember that it's Jim Acosta doing it.

🎶Show me the way to go home, be-cause I'm tired and I want to go to bed Well, I had a little drink about an hour ago and it went right to my head Wherever you may roam On land or sea or foam, You can always hear me singin' this song Show me the way to go home🎶

Seizing the day sounds exhausting. Seizing a nap is more my speed.

Sorry if I seem old and goofy, it's just that I'm old and goofy.

If your faith group leads you to hate certain races or ethnicities, it's not a faith group, it's a cult.

Sometimes an answer shows up in the form of a question. Example: Would you like a giant cup of coffee, Joanne?