i seriously don't understand this trend.

i guess people are too retarded to think of messages that are larger than 140 characters

why don't i try to write an essay on twitter? Oh yeah, because you can't adequately convey an intricate, persuasive argument in 140 characte

Essay #1: Farts are smelly. Most people think they're smelly. Farts smell like death, which is also smelly. Ergo, farts stink. The End.

look im soo clever i can express myself in 140 characters wow look at me. I am the king of conciseness, the squire of shortness, the earl of

Essay #2: "tweet" is a dumb name for an update. The website is called twitter, not "tweeter". Birds tweet humans twit. screw flanders scre

This disease is sweet but it may hurt your feet.

Essay #3: people tend to waste time. I am on twitter. So are other people. I write essays no one reads. Wasting time is a human thing. ya

I like this. http://tinyurl.com/cwq4kw

song worth listening to and posting on twitter: http://tinyurl.com/dh85b3

Christ became sin for us: http://tinyurl.com/cshngd

intense sermon: http://tinyurl.com/c6kbou

Another essay: There was once a racoon that ate a baby. Or so I'm told. And then it eventually died. Therefore babies should not be eaten.