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John Floreani 🍝

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Just got slapped with a 40% emotional tariff for wanting to crush beers and rip cigs with the boys. Can’t even yearn in this economy

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Today, after witnessing Volkanovski’s comeback and win at UFC 314, I told myself I’m going to train for a fight. Then I wrote a song that sounds like shit and took a depression nap from 3-6pm. Also, I’m probably gonna eat this whole Ben & Jerry’s.

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Is Bigfoot real? I think the real mystery is what makes an adult man decide to join the β€œyo the giant ape we’ve all been lying about? Yeah I saw it too” club. Whole communities of bros out there just lying to each other about a gorilla in the woods and how IPA’s are actually good

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Heard my razor turn on in my suitcase loading it into the uber. The eye contact was pretty uncomfortable, but the fact that it’s still audibly buzzing, and the only thing making a sound in this otherwise silent drive is *chef’s kiss*

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Wild how doctors now prescribe weed for anxiety and meth for focus. Turns out Kite-Man and Dunky from my hometown were actually early architects of modern holistic health.

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I just realised, I was pushing y’all to move for our set at Download XXII on the equivalent of a 40 Β°c day in Australia, and after y’all have been day drinking since morning. Lmao my b everyone, stay cool and hydrated out there today πŸ₯΅