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John Floreani ๐Ÿ

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Just got slapped with a 40% emotional tariff for wanting to crush beers and rip cigs with the boys. Canโ€™t even yearn in this economy

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Today, after witnessing Volkanovskiโ€™s comeback and win at UFC 314, I told myself Iโ€™m going to train for a fight. Then I wrote a song that sounds like shit and took a depression nap from 3-6pm. Also, Iโ€™m probably gonna eat this whole Ben & Jerryโ€™s.

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Is Bigfoot real? I think the real mystery is what makes an adult man decide to join the โ€œyo the giant ape weโ€™ve all been lying about? Yeah I saw it tooโ€ club. Whole communities of bros out there just lying to each other about a gorilla in the woods and how IPAโ€™s are actually good

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Heard my razor turn on in my suitcase loading it into the uber. The eye contact was pretty uncomfortable, but the fact that itโ€™s still audibly buzzing, and the only thing making a sound in this otherwise silent drive is *chefโ€™s kiss*

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Wild how doctors now prescribe weed for anxiety and meth for focus. Turns out Kite-Man and Dunky from my hometown were actually early architects of modern holistic health.

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I just realised, I was pushing yโ€™all to move for our set at Download XXII on the equivalent of a 40 ยฐc day in Australia, and after yโ€™all have been day drinking since morning. Lmao my b everyone, stay cool and hydrated out there today ๐Ÿฅต